Category Archive
The following is a list of all entries from the familial horde category.
stash
Filed in conversations, familial horde, raising hell, June 17, 2009, 3:41 am by rattyoriginal article posted on 10/21/2002 at 04:55:53 AM on the ‘raising hell ‘zine’ website where i was a writer/contributor
updated 06/17/2009 00:55:17 AM
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when i was a teenager, my mom found a bag of marijuana in one of my sister’s rooms. being as i was the only one home at the time, she stomped up [...]
the virgin granny conversation
Filed in conversations, familial horde, March 10, 2009, 2:14 am by rattyrecycled… because i’ve been thinkin’ about my granny…
drinking coffee and visiting with granny as she sorts through her stuff, deciding what to keep and what to throw away.
granny: would you look at that! baby wrapping paper. i guess i won’t be needing any more of that…
me: i don’t think so, grandma. i think we’re all [...]
teenager scariness
Filed in familial horde, April 18, 2006, 1:11 pm by rattythe youngest of our clan turned TEENAGER last week. oh dear.
he wore a stunning black velvety bathrobe to his party and sang the Gigantor song.
much hilarity ensued [of the TEENAGE variety].
in other news, this is the best comeback i’ve ever heard of
[and it works on pretty much ANYthing anyone could say to you]…
“so’s your face”
feefed [...]
