working on a saturday should be against the law, bleah.
can someone tell me why a men’s inseam 34 is 2″ longer than a women’s inseam 34??
my grass is not dead, woohoo!
i have a new, zippy fiber internet connection at home… it’s faster than the speed of Dark!
zakk needs a new job and his bills are only paid up for a month. in the mean time… Clean That Garage! Fumigate That Room! Tote That Barge, Lift That Bale! love you, honey 
[oh. and do some laundry.]
jocelyn, my little goddess of Sims, Get Up!
chipyoulittlebastard needs to STOP beating up girls…
it rained, it rained! it was, like, Winter for about 17 hours, whee!
pleasenomoremigrainespleaseplease, it’s the weekend and i have no good drugs or available refills.
time for soup!
The great inseam mystery demystified.
We men have underslung equipment, which requires a certain amount of danglespace. These manly equipages take not kindly to being squoze.
Women, on the other hand tend toward a tidier aspect at the trouserleg confluence. Excessive economy of fabric in this area, however, can lead to a split personality.
Or what a friend of mine dubs ‘mumblers’
Mumblers?, you ask? No, I’d better not answer…..