this is how i spent MY saturday night, how ’bout you? and don’t ask… i think he just likes it. he COULD be tired of all the jesus jokes. or maybe, in some small way, he’s trying to channel Bo Derek. heh. as for MY hair… two more days and 10 inches of the fat, annoying stuff is getting whacked off to donate to
Locks of Love and my head will be free, freeeeeee! easiest way i know of to lose a cheap 5 lbs
i just wish that there was someplace that would take some donations of my expensive extra poundage…
and now … a few familial commercials …
my darling jocelyn, i miss you, i love you, i want to squeeeeze you.
zakkuhree, how can i miss you if you don’t go away? i can’t see the floor in your room [trash bags are in the garage, don't make frank do it...].
dear frank the tall room renter, thanks for always paying your rent on time and for being AnalTidyMan. DO NOT clean zakk’s room.
to my favorite nephew/boy bands, always know that auntie torture will buy tickets to ANY of your shows BUT, until you play UNPLUGGED in a place that i can SIT and drink COFFEE [my garage, for instance], i will not be attending.
dear bigjos, my crackle painted test board looks like SHIT. i am sad.
nanipants, WEAR AN EYEPATCH!
uncle chip, stop calling me to ask stupid tv commercial music questions [rhapsody in your shoe?!?] and then try to trick my feeble brain into thinking that I called YOU. you suck. please come to my yard and kill some more of my grass.
dearest caitibug-in-oregon, your dad is a freak. i bet it’s genetic.
hiya, pop, ya old dust-mop.
that is all.
Hell I know its genetic, and you should too. The freak gene didnt exactly skip you.
Hm….I dont think my cousins are in boy bands exactly. That would require a lot of dancing, hair highlights, and frequent bathing. They dont meet the criteria, but i really wish they did for my own amusement.
Zeaks hair reminds me of that freek who used to sing”Damn I Wish I was Your Lover”.He/she was hot for a moment in the 90’s.
Sophie B. Hawkins!
okay. i can’t find any pictures of sophie b. hawkins with little braids. you’re insane. but i love you anyways