38 special
1) Name the last four things you have bought:
160 retaining wall bricks
9 sheets of wavy plastic patio covering
a television for my bedroom
a dvd player for the living room
2) Name four drinks you regularly drink:
water
coffee made at home
triple venti flavored lattes with whip from starbucks
more water
3) Last time you cried?
less than a week ago
4) What’s in your CD player?
fall out boy
5) What’s under your bed?
the xmas wrapping paper box
a pair of slippers
an empty plastic storage box blocking the hole SOME CAT made in the box springs liner
6) What time did you wake up today?
woke up at 7:45am, fell back asleep, got up at noon
7) Current hair?
too long, too curly, too annoying
Current clothes?
pj pants with trees on them, a green tee shirt and rainbow striped toe sox
9) Current desktop picture?
a close-up profile of my beautiful daughter
10) Current worry?
depression, time wasting, my yard
11) Current hate?
my weight
12) Favorite places to be?
with my family
13) Least favorite place?
right here
14) If you could play an instrument?
the drums, i’m feeling the need to beat inanimate objects
15) Favorite color(s)?
green, orange, gold
16) How tall are you?
5′ 4″
17) Favorite expression?
bite me
18) One person from your past you wish you could talk to:
my best friend from high school
19) Favorite day(s)?
vacation days
20) Where would you like to go?
to bed, to hibernate
21) Where do you want to live when you get married?
no more marrying here, probably, but someplace smaller that isn’t such a pain in my ass would be nice
22) Favorite food?
baked goods
23) Color of most clothes you own:
green tee shirts & blue jeans
24) Number of pillows you sleep with?
Three
25) What do you wear when you go to sleep:
a lovely blue nightshirt designed for chicks with hot flashes
26) What were you doing 12am last night:
cutting fabric
27) How old will you be in 10 years:
56
28) What do you think you’ll be doing in 10 years:
working, living, maybe a grandmother, happier
29) Do you have braces?
No
30) Are you paranoid?
Why?! Who wants to know?? Are you stalking me??
31) Do you burn or tan?
burn and freckle
32) What is the brand of your wallet?
Mervyns-on-Sale
33) First piercing/tattoo?
ears only, one hole each
34) First enemy?
probably a girl whose boyfriend i stole many years ago
35) Last person you yelled at?
zakk, for leaving the oven on all night. at least there was no food in it this time. the food sat warm and defrosting on the counter all night. guess how many days i’ve had to eat chicken patties . . . it was a BIG bag of chicken patties . . .
36) Last crush?
i crushed an ant in the sink about an hour ago…
37) Last thing you ate?
a bologna sandwich on a burger bun with lots of mayo
38) The last time you had sex it was…?
loud
killed my sex drive for the next week…. :-p
multiple answers:
A. GOOD. ha!
B. you have SEX??
C. you have sex while you DRIVE??
D. get over it.
E. got earplugs?
The sex part isnt even the gross part…..Gobs of mayo!?!??!?!? Your one sick woman.
What is “Loud Sex?”
Mayo is the nastiest concoction ever!Its made from runny chicken shit and latex paint.No wonder you have loud sex,yer in pain!
mayo is the elixir of life, you ‘tards . . .