38 special

1) Name the last four things you have bought:
160 retaining wall bricks
9 sheets of wavy plastic patio covering
a television for my bedroom
a dvd player for the living room

2) Name four drinks you regularly drink:
water
coffee made at home
triple venti flavored lattes with whip from starbucks
more water

3) Last time you cried?
less than a week ago

4) What’s in your CD player?
fall out boy

5) What’s under your bed?
the xmas wrapping paper box
a pair of slippers
an empty plastic storage box blocking the hole SOME CAT made in the box springs liner

6) What time did you wake up today?
woke up at 7:45am, fell back asleep, got up at noon

7) Current hair?
too long, too curly, too annoying
8) Current clothes?
pj pants with trees on them, a green tee shirt and rainbow striped toe sox

9) Current desktop picture?
a close-up profile of my beautiful daughter

10) Current worry?
depression, time wasting, my yard

11) Current hate?
my weight

12) Favorite places to be?
with my family

13) Least favorite place?
right here

14) If you could play an instrument?
the drums, i’m feeling the need to beat inanimate objects

15) Favorite color(s)?
green, orange, gold

16) How tall are you?
5′ 4″

17) Favorite expression?
bite me

18) One person from your past you wish you could talk to:
my best friend from high school

19) Favorite day(s)?
vacation days

20) Where would you like to go?
to bed, to hibernate

21) Where do you want to live when you get married?
no more marrying here, probably, but someplace smaller that isn’t such a pain in my ass would be nice

22) Favorite food?
baked goods

23) Color of most clothes you own:
green tee shirts & blue jeans

24) Number of pillows you sleep with?
Three

25) What do you wear when you go to sleep:
a lovely blue nightshirt designed for chicks with hot flashes

26) What were you doing 12am last night:
cutting fabric

27) How old will you be in 10 years:
56

28) What do you think you’ll be doing in 10 years:
working, living, maybe a grandmother, happier

29) Do you have braces?
No

30) Are you paranoid?
Why?! Who wants to know?? Are you stalking me??

31) Do you burn or tan?
burn and freckle

32) What is the brand of your wallet?
Mervyns-on-Sale

33) First piercing/tattoo?
ears only, one hole each

34) First enemy?
probably a girl whose boyfriend i stole many years ago

35) Last person you yelled at?
zakk, for leaving the oven on all night. at least there was no food in it this time. the food sat warm and defrosting on the counter all night. guess how many days i’ve had to eat chicken patties . . . it was a BIG bag of chicken patties . . .

36) Last crush?
i crushed an ant in the sink about an hour ago…

37) Last thing you ate?
a bologna sandwich on a burger bun with lots of mayo

38) The last time you had sex it was…?
loud


Comments

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    killed my sex drive for the next week…. :-p

  2. Quote

    multiple answers:

    A. GOOD. ha!

    B. you have SEX??

    C. you have sex while you DRIVE??

    D. get over it.

    E. got earplugs?

  3. Quote

    The sex part isnt even the gross part…..Gobs of mayo!?!??!?!? Your one sick woman.

  4. Quote

    What is “Loud Sex?”

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    brother jeff said December 12, 2005, 5:08 pm:

    Mayo is the nastiest concoction ever!Its made from runny chicken shit and latex paint.No wonder you have loud sex,yer in pain!

  6. Quote

    mayo is the elixir of life, you ‘tards . . .

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