dog day afternoon



drive-by photography



a little brother with his own special angel



zakk attack



dead spiders, dead leaves



chair hog



jenny-enny-enny



mom’s new car



not that this has anything to do with anything…

i’m just sayin’, is all . . .
THE FIRST KISS CONVERSATION
mom is in the kitchen, pretending to fix dinner.
teen-girl is sitting at the dining room table, pretending to do her homework…
teen-girl: sooo. what was your first kiss like?
mom: hrmm. how DO you do that?
teen-girl: do what?
mom: change the subject from something like, oh, MATH, to [...]


guard dog