A.D.D. chicks
ratchick and teenchick, walking through the Target parking lot…
ratchick: so, what kind of christmas jammies can i get you this year? that you’ll WEAR…
teenchick: mom. i don’t wear pajamas.
ratchick, sighing: i know, i know… you sleep in your clothes or a big ol’ t-shirt.
teenchick: uh-huh.
ratchick: then what if i buy you a big ol’ t-shirt…?
teenchick: i saw some of the t-shirts you marked in that t-shirt catalog…
ratchick: peeker. so you’d wear one, if i got it?
teenchick: yeah.
ratchick: did you see the yellow one with the pierced happy face?
teenchick: no, but i saw the A.D.D. shirt, it was funny 
ratchick: the one that said “They say I have A.D.D. but they just don’t understand. Oh Look! A chicken!”?
teenchick, laughing: yeah, that one.
: : : who-o-o-o-o-sh, the Target doors open : : :
ratchick, smiling: that one IS good. would you really wear it? you know how you are…
teenchick, rolling her eyes: YES. i promise.
ratchick: i think i should get one for ALL of us… look! isn’t that one of those dolls you have?
teenchick: MOM!!
ratchick, puzzled: what?!
teenchick: you just DID it!
ratchick: did WHAT?!
teenchick, laughing hysterically: the CHICKEN-thing!!
ratchick: i did not!
teenchick: yes! you DID!
ratchick looks at the dolls, then back at the giggling girl, and smiles: oh. ummm, i guess i did.
…get the A D D T-Shirt… Ha
Okay that totally sounds like a conversation between myself and my 14 year old! If it wouldn’t be too much trouble.. please please please tell me where I can get that T-shirt for her.. she’d adore it.