junk.rat

text messaging hell

no, i’m NOT talking about the 1,400 text messages that zakk sent/recieved last month … *cough$140cough* … text messaging hell goes something like THIS:

me: hi babycakes! ur new coat and leggings r here, i will pick u up aftr work on fri nite. miss u.

jocelyn: ok mommy guess wut?

me: what?

jocelyn: i got my nose pierced like a bull.

me: WHAT?!?!?!!

jocelyn: yup. i did it.

me: you did NOT.

jocelyn: yes. i did.

me: NO. WAY.

jocelyn: yup way. i guess u will c on friday!

me: you are a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad girl *kiss*

jocelyn: [silence]

me: [heart attack]

geeeez. not that beautiful little perfect face.

i’ll pinch off her head. i SWEAR.

[sigh]

teenagers. feh.